You know how pyramid schemes work, right?  A single person starts the “company” and recruits others to join the “company”.  The way you join this company is you pay an enrollment fee.  Then your only job is to recruit more people to said company.  When person A recruits person B and C, the enrollment fees [...]

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Ever since I was 2 or so years old … I was able to go to the bathroom all on my own.  Now that I am 24 years old, I have had about 22 years of experience doing my business, and might I add, I do my business just fine.
Lately I have been thinking about [...]

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This morning I heard this story on NPR local news (WVXU) about Ohio Governor, Ted Strickland “backtracking on what had been a controversial point in his plan to allow slot machines at Ohio’s seven horseracing tracks”.  The case is that Strickland now believes that the minimum age for a person to use slot machines at [...]

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A friend forwarded me some thoughts which were really too funny to pass up. There were a few gems in the bunch that I thought I would share:
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But [...]

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Here are a few haiku that I have been writing throughout the week.
Monday:
Sitting at my desk /
Not quite sure how I got here /
It must be Monday
Tuesday:
The week is still young /
The weekend scent is fading /
Today is Tuesday
Wednesday:
Middle of the week /
Two days gone, two days to go /
Ready, set, Wednesday!
Thursday:
Office mood has changed [...]

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