So normally I don’t write posts on the weekends… but I was just reminded by my little brother about my promise to share some vacation quotes. If you don’t remember, I don’t blame you, but here they are.

While sitting in the airports and just around on vacation, I made notes of some of the funny things I heard. This was especially true on the way out, on the way back I was just tired and not paying nearly as much attention. Enjoy!

“Yellow monster… it’s me, Lenny!”
- a pilot on his phone after getting off a plane

We’d like to invite…
… Hey we can’t hear you!
Sir, you interrupted me…
… Sorry for telling you how to do you job!
- the first and only time I found someone I really didn’t want to get on a flight with, haha. I really thought security was going to come and take this guy away

Would passenger Muhammad Ghandi please report to gate 40

Dad?
… Yes son?
Which two languages would you learn? I would learn German and Japanese so if I go to Japan I can order a pizza!
- A son and father looking at the Rosetta Stone ad in the Skymall

That’s all folks!

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